{"product_id":"oxymoron-survival-square-disc","title":"Oxymoron (Survival - Square Disc) - Preorder ETA Early June","description":"\u003cp\u003eSpeed 7, Glide 1, Turn -2, Fade 2 | The Oxymoron is a square, \u003cstrong\u003enon-PDGA-approved\u003c\/strong\u003e disc released into the world purely for the curiosity of watching a square fly. While it’s made to be thrown, it may behave unpredictably in flight due to its unique shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis disc will probably require a new flight number that measures lift, as it has a tendency to rise upward when spinning. Thus, we'll say that the disc has these numbers:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpeed 7 \/ Glide 1 \/ \u003cstrong\u003eLift 3\u003c\/strong\u003e \/ Turn -2 \/ Fade 2\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy purchasing this product, you acknowledge that it is a novelty disc and that you accept all responsibility for its use. Doomsday Discs is not liable for any injury, property damage, confusion, or existential reflection that may result from throwing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis disc is not designed for sanctioned play, serious competition, or situations requiring predictable outcomes. If you choose to throw it, please do so responsibly, away from people, pets, or fragile realities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/7YB06Qn4HIU?si=km0tYkQo0p62Qgm0\" title=\"YouTube video player\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Doomsday Discs","offers":[{"title":"Orange \/ Survival \/ 175g","offer_id":47863740072194,"sku":"oxymoron(survival)-175-orange-preorder","price":20.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow \/ Survival \/ 175g","offer_id":47864224678146,"sku":"oxymoron(survival)-175-yellow-preorder","price":20.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0440\/3589\/9559\/files\/mvp-disc-sports-oxymoron-survival-square-disc-putt-approach-1240560525.jpg?v=1779827558","url":"https:\/\/discrepublic.ca\/products\/oxymoron-survival-square-disc","provider":"Disc Republic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}