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Doomsday Discs Survival
Oxymoron
Preorder ETA Mid-Oct
$51.99
This Cheese Sandwich Edition (limited edition "Sharp Cheddar" stamp) comes with two sponges which look like slices of bread, plus two mini pickle minis and a tomato mini. It is released in time to be that extra strange holiday gift that will give disc golfers something to laugh at and something to throw around. What are the sponges for? Well, you can dry your discs with them, or use them to wash your dishes, or however you'd like, but please don't let your customers eat them.
The Oxymoron is a square, non-PDGA-approved disc released into the world purely for the curiosity of watching a square fly. While it’s made to be thrown, it may behave unpredictably in flight due to its unique shape. This disc will probably require a new flight number that measures lift, as it has a tendency to rise upward when spinning. Thus, we'll say that the disc has these numbers:
Speed 7 / Glide 1 / Lift 3 / Turn -2 / Fade 2
By purchasing this product, you acknowledge that it is a novelty disc and that you accept all responsibility for its use. Doomsday Discs is not liable for any injury, property damage, confusion, or existential reflection that may result from throwing it.
This disc is not designed for sanctioned play, serious competition, or situations requiring predictable outcomes. If you choose to throw it, please do so responsibly, away from people, pets, or fragile realities.
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